Book #28 in 2012
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival
by Lemony Snicket
"Dear Reader,
The word "carnivorous" which appears in the title of this
book, means "meat-eating," and once you have read such a bloodthirsty
word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume
contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents
would be far more stomach-turning than ever the most imbalanced meal.
To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn't
mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a
confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly map, a wooden plank,
and Chabo the Wolf Baby.
Sadly for me, my time is filled with researching and recording
the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But
your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as
eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else.With all due respect,
"July 9th to July 12th - 4 days - 286 pages
Notes:
*I have read these lots of times but I'm counting it in my total because it's never been published here.
